Interview with Red Rocket!

SS - How old are you?
Red Rocket - In dog years?
SS - Yes
Red Rocket - 54

SS - Why do they call you Red Rocket?
Red Rocket - Here let me show you.

SS - He breaks it out and starts to hump my leg.
SS - GET OFF GET OFF.
Red Rocket - That’s what I’m trying to do.

SS - Have you every tried to have sex with your owner?
Red Rocket – Does her being awake count?
SS – I don’t care!
Red Rocket - No, but I did lick her boob one time when she was sitting on the toilet.

SS - Does it bother you that you can’t wipe your ass after you take a dump?
Red Rocket - NO! I love to lick my ass.

SS - What’s it like to be able to give yourself a blowjob?
Red Rocket - I love it so much that I do it three to four times a day.

SS - Is there any HOT TAIL in your town?
Red Rocket - Yes I fuck the Shitsue down the street at least twice a week. She howls my name during our fuck sessions; “Red Rocket you are so big and hairy”.

SS - Do you like Cats?
Red Rocket - Of course, I love to eat pussy.

SS - Do you squat or lift your leg?
Red Rocket - Squatting is for pussies and I only eat pussy.

SS - Are you Bi-sexual?
Red Rocket - Does my time spent incarcerated in a kennel count?
SS - Yes, were you the bitch?
Red Rocket - None of your bleep bleep business. Don’t make me go pitbull on your ass.

SS - Do you like to be pet?
Red Rocket - He rolls over and barks “go for it”.
Red Rocket - I’m getting annoyed with your questions; I have a boner to pick with you.
Red Rocket - He lefts his leg on me and takes a leak.

SS - Do you like rough rough sex.
Red Rocket - As long as I’m on top I could care less if its rough rough or just rough.

SS – What is your fascination with drinking out of the toilet?
Red Rocket – Don’t knock it until you try it.

SS – Explain the custom of sniffing another dogs butt to say hello?
Red Rocket – What do you expect from us we don’t have opposable thumbs.
Red rocket - That’s enough I’m going to bite your Red Rocket off if you don’t leave me alone.

Well folks you heard it, I certainly do not want to loose my Red Rocket for this Stupid Blog.

SS Agent, out