Day in the Life of Stupid Stuff

Today I ran into a guy lets call him Mr. K, he reminds me of a retro porn star like Ron Jeromy or John Holmes. He has a mullet, yes a mullet. He wears the opposite of all his peers to work; Work boots, Jeans with paint stains, and a Tee shirt of some rock concert he attended. Don't get me wrong Mr. K is a cool dude, but every time I see him retro porn music starts to play in my head. This guy will even let you fart in his truck, that's cool. Every time I go to lunch with this guy he has to be dropped off at the front door of the office because everything he eats turns into instant shit. I'm hear to tell you this guy is a chick magnet, they maybe trailer chicks but they are chicks none the less. It must be the mullet because any guy who has the balls to wear a mullet has to be hung like a horse. Enough with Mr. K I have to save some for tomorrow.

I just got back from vacation in Moab, UT. I was enjoying one of the Arches and heard someone coming down the trail. As I turned around I see this guy and girl coming up to my location. The guy was wearing shorts, no shirt and boots. You say so what! The chick however was wearing a bikini top and bottom with hiking boots and a web belt holding her canteen. As she walks by my wife notices that she is wearing a THONG, yesssss. My wife directs me immediately to take a picture of her. I will post the pic tomorrow. My Son who is 17 was freaking out that I was going to embarrass him. I have to omit that I wanted to say something to the guy or at least give him the thumbs up and yell SWEET or SWING. Unfortunately the rest of trip was uneventful to this level, except for each time I started to talk with some guy along the way and showed him the pics. I highly recommend Moab UT. for a vacation. The Europeans love this place and I'm sure you know they like to wear as little as possible.

A friend showed me a video today that was sick and very funny all at the same time, check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpnoij_PrIY

SS, out